I am an intelligent boy and is always showered with lots of love. I can mimic simple mandarin words. I can say "yao4" when I am asked if I want something. However, if something is not beneficial to me, like a cane, I will keep quiet no matter how many times you ask me if I want it... Hahahah.. I'm not stupid!
I am also able to understand human conversation. I like to listen to human conversation and is able to tell if you are talking bad things about me. If you talk something bad about me, I will stare at you and if you go on, I will bark loudly until you stopped talking bad things about me. However, if you do not give up despite my repeated barking, I will seek retribution for your evil deeds by peeing on your belongings...
I am also the alarm clock for the family. I can wake the family up in the morning if they tell me what time they want to wake up. Sometimes I am scolded after my morning call as I do not wake them up at the actual time but 2 hours before... hahaha... Alarm clock can sometimes go wrong one mah ;p
I can also count to three. Every morning, I am handfed with 3 capsules of fish liver oil which makes me handsome and clever. I will ask for more if I am fed less than 3 capsules and will reject the 4th capsule.
Once I left home without informing anyone and found my way home by myself. I was terrified to find the main door locked. I barked loudly at the door hoping that my mummy will open the door for me. However, no one opened the door. Instead, when I looked back, I saw my mummy on a flight of stairs calling out my name. I was delighted and ran to her. Only then, I realised I was on the wrong level. I should be going back to 6th floor instead of 5th floor... Thank god that she heard my bark and came looking for me. From then on, I dared not leave the house by myself...
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