Saturday, November 22, 2008

My Intelligience Deeds

I am an intelligent boy and is always showered with lots of love. I can mimic simple mandarin words. I can say "yao4" when I am asked if I want something. However, if something is not beneficial to me, like a cane, I will keep quiet no matter how many times you ask me if I want it... Hahahah.. I'm not stupid!

I am also able to understand human conversation. I like to listen to human conversation and is able to tell if you are talking bad things about me. If you talk something bad about me, I will stare at you and if you go on, I will bark loudly until you stopped talking bad things about me. However, if you do not give up despite my repeated barking, I will seek retribution for your evil deeds by peeing on your belongings...

I am also the alarm clock for the family. I can wake the family up in the morning if they tell me what time they want to wake up. Sometimes I am scolded after my morning call as I do not wake them up at the actual time but 2 hours before... hahaha... Alarm clock can sometimes go wrong one mah ;p

I can also count to three. Every morning, I am handfed with 3 capsules of fish liver oil which makes me handsome and clever. I will ask for more if I am fed less than 3 capsules and will reject the 4th capsule.

Once I left home without informing anyone and found my way home by myself. I was terrified to find the main door locked. I barked loudly at the door hoping that my mummy will open the door for me. However, no one opened the door. Instead, when I looked back, I saw my mummy on a flight of stairs calling out my name. I was delighted and ran to her. Only then, I realised I was on the wrong level. I should be going back to 6th floor instead of 5th floor... Thank god that she heard my bark and came looking for me. From then on, I dared not leave the house by myself...

Friday, September 12, 2008

My capability and achievements

I was separated from my siblings & parents at the age of 3mths. I can only remember one of my brother is a yellow maltese.. Not any other breed but pure maltese! That is the reason why I have a small yellow spot on the right side of my body... Hmm... maybe my parents or grandparents have yellow markings too??...

I stayed in a condo at Pasir Ris. I was taught some commands and tricks like shake hand, play-dead. I was an ugly but playful kid... For one reason or another, I was sent to a new place... I do not know where I was sent to but I am not afraid, this is because, I was told to follow this person who come to my house 2-3 times weekly. On a hot August 2001 morning, I travelled in a trolley to my new home...

I was a brave boy.. I did not cry for my mummy, daddy and 4 sisters. I coped well in my new home. Rather, I created a mess out of my new home. I jumped on beds to pee and ran off to hide after that... I invited my new mummy to play balls with me in the balcony. I have short attention span and ball-play only last for a few months before I switched to new games, like clothes stealing, helping to clean the floor with newly washed clothes...

For once, I cried... cried very, very badly for days with no appetite. I went to the salon not long after I went to my new home. I expected to become a handsome young boy when I stepped out of the salon. But to my horror, I was shaved bald, leaving my pinkish skin clearly visible. I cried loudly when I saw my mummy even during the journey home.. I was comforted and coaxed to eat my food so that my fur will grow back quickly.

From then on, I boycott that salon and went to other salons that really turned me a handsome young boy after each trip. I will showoff my new look to anyone I met to seek compliments.

After about a year of mess created in my new home, I was sent to school. I was terrified of my four legged friends. I learnt basic commands get to make new four-legged friends but I still prefer two-legged ones. Thereafter, I proceeded to agility class which made me tired and sored after each class..





In Loving Memory Of Our Beloved Bobby

It just came so suddenly... No one in our family is prepared to lose you just like that... Was it a blessing in disguise??? No one knows... We had a great time with you and definitely we will miss you....